whitegirlsaintshit:

#hoverhand

guy:

do u ever yell at people ā€œI WANT TO FUCK YOUā€ but like in ur head

(via humorking)

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

(via d3ssins)

snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

(via humorking)